Friday

today is the "fucking" day. They expect me to lay ontop of that punk Offred. Fred is my man, why does she get to receive his gift to this earth while i sit there PRETENDING like I like it. It is just not fiar. I ran into her before the ceremony, she had looked at me as if she were better than me. Some day i will show her who is better. If she doesnt get pregnant she is out of this house faster than.... a pig gets turned into bacon. Thats what she is, a little piggy pig McPorker. I should have said somethink to her when I ran into her. Like ", YOUR stupid!" or "Your ugly!". That would have showed her! Next time I run into her, I am going to remind her who the real queen of this house is.

Peace out for now,
Serena Joy

Thursday

I think it is proper for me to start this entry with a bit of a description of myself for future generations. My name is Serena Joy, former TV star. I have a beautiful head of blond hair that is not dyed. I have plucked eye brows, I have done a horrible job plucking them though, for people always think I am surprised about something. And ofcorse, my cute little nose. Although it seems to be shrinking as the years go on.

Now a days, I spend most of my time gardening, like most wives. There is really not much else for me to do, due to the fact that I am infertile. However, my garden is very beautiful. I used to love doing my TV show, but that is long gone now.

I keep having this nightmare. I dream that I am pregnant, but I give birth to that little brat Offred. And when I give birth to her, she murders me and takes my husband and marries him and THEY live happily ever after. I hope that does not come true.